Seems like either Bieber will get trampled by fans, then they will chop his body into pieces to sell on eBay, or a few tweens might crush each other while trying to reach the Biebinator. From what I understand, tween skulls aren’t ‘fully developed’, so they are easier to crush. They basically have ‘the soft skull’ of an infant, since they are still learning how 2 use social media.
Worried that JBieber’s ‘peen’ might get ‘chomped off’ by a tween girl who doesn’t know how to ‘give proper blow jobs.’
— Hipster Runoff, on Justin Bieber fans rioting in a mall parking lot
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