SeanBest

[…] I can’t believe how annoying you guys are sometimes. I’ve told you over and over again that time as we experience it doesn’t exist. Don’t roll your eyes at me, Dad! Tell me how events in a time series can be both future and past. No, I won’t drop it! You know they have to be both in order to support our understanding of time, and that’s a contradiction. I’ve seriously told you this a million times!

[…] Don’t hug me, Mom! I hate both of you! Can I at least watch Gossip Girl on Monday? This is totally antithetical to the Rawlsian theory of justice!