the onion
I love the Onion. And what I love most about the Onion is that the headlines are usually just as funny as the stories themselves. In fact, like most items in my feedreader, I rarely advance beyond the headlines, choosing instead to fill in the blanks myself. Recently, two headlines caught my eye:
Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School
“Worried about meeting new children and making friends, area pedophile Howard Dengal admitted Monday that he was feeling “pretty nervous” for the first day of school….”
Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts
“Busy dealing with important paperwork and other vice presidential duties in recent weeks, Dick Cheney was forced to put off until the last minute a cherished annual tradition: gift-shopping for his favorite holiday, 9/11…”
