This is where I shamelessly degrade myself before the online altar. Here you will find ample evidence of my wit & wisdom, as well as a perverse cross-section of the random nonsense that clutters my mind.
In the future, I would request that all April Fool’s Day shenanigans be left to the professionals. There are far too many uninspired hacks out there and, quite frankly, I don’t need the competition.
