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Seems like either Bieber will get trampled by fans, then they will chop his body into pieces to sell on eBay, or a few tweens might crush each other while trying to reach the Biebinator. From what I understand, tween skulls aren’t ‘fully developed’, so they are easier to crush. They basically have ‘the soft skull’ of an infant, since they are still learning how 2 use social media.
Worried that JBieber’s ‘peen’ might get ‘chomped off’ by a tween girl who doesn’t know how to ‘give proper blow jobs.’
” — Hipster Runoff, on Justin Bieber fans rioting in a mall parking lot“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.” — Jack London (via cocknbull)
“New Rule: People on reality shows have to quit saying “You either love me or you hate me”. There’s actually a third option: We don’t give a shit about you.” — Bill Maher (via fuckyeahbillmaher) (via schbank) (via cocknbull)
World Cup celebration in Toronto. Via Sam Javanrouh. Full photoset is excellent and it is here.
Earlier this week my (almost) two-year-old daughter met her newborn sister.
(Yep, I’ve become a mommy blogger)