Jul 28

Seems like either Bieber will get trampled by fans, then they will chop his body into pieces to sell on eBay, or a few tweens might crush each other while trying to reach the Biebinator. From what I understand, tween skulls aren’t ‘fully developed’, so they are easier to crush. They basically have ‘the soft skull’ of an infant, since they are still learning how 2 use social media.

Worried that JBieber’s ‘peen’ might get ‘chomped off’ by a tween girl who doesn’t know how to ‘give proper blow jobs.’
— Hipster Runoff, on Justin Bieber fans rioting in a mall parking lot
Jul 21
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
— Jack London (via cocknbull)
Jul 20
via Passive Aggressive Notes

via Passive Aggressive Notes
Jul 14
New Rule: People on reality shows have to quit saying “You either love me or you hate me”. There’s actually a third option: We don’t give a shit about you.
— Bill Maher (via fuckyeahbillmaher) (via schbank) (via cocknbull)
Jul 12
World Cup celebration in Toronto.  Via Sam Javanrouh.  Full photoset is excellent and it is here.

World Cup celebration in Toronto.  Via Sam Javanrouh.  Full photoset is excellent and it is here.
Jul 1
Earlier this week my (almost) two-year-old daughter met her newborn sister. (Yep, I’ve become a mommy blogger)

Earlier this week my (almost) two-year-old daughter met her newborn sister.

(Yep, I’ve become a mommy blogger)
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